Thursday, February 7, 2008
Tikimaster's Top 10 Reasons to own a TIKI!
David Letterman has inspired Tikimaster.com to take a poll of it's most faithful customers on why everyone should own a tiki! Here's what we found in our oh so official survey!
Top 10 Reasons to own a Tiki (of course it has to be from Tikimaster.com if you want the best!)
Reason #10: Once you buy a tiki or other tiki item from Tikimaster.com you are signed up to be in the tiki club which sends you VIP e-mails about hot deals on all of our websites! (surfingmaster.com, The-Tiki-Store.com, Koamaster.com, & Alohamaster.com)
Reason #9: When you look at your tiki, you'll remember the great time you had in Hawaii!
Reason #8: You'll have a unique piece of Hawaiiana that is timeless.
Reason #7: A tiki will tell your loved one how much you care for them without having to say a word!
Reason #6: You can pretend like you are one of the vices from Hawaii 5-0!
Reason #5: Your tiki will give you such good luck that it'll raise your chances of winning the lottery by 50%!
Reason #4: Your tiki will help melt the snow and ice and make you feel warm in the awful cold winter.
Reason #3: You'll have better luck than Bobby Brady from the Brady Bunch!
Reason #2: Everyone will just think you are sooooo DAMN COOL!
.....and the #1 Reason to own a tiki from Tikimaster.com: It'll make your "tiki" BIGGER!